A 'Virtual' Tour...
Just in case some of you myopic patrons need a bit more than a nod or a wink to find your way around, we have two alternatives. 1] You can peruse through the slides below, or 2] You can hit the green button below, and try and get someone from the OFJ office on the blower. Either way, it's a delightful prospect...Kinda.
News
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January 1, 2026
Many Thanks For The Revolution
Allow Me To Start 2026 Out With A Quick But Earnest "Thank You" To All The Gay Men Out There Who Are, And Always Have Been Unquestionably Better Looking Than I Am. My Wife And I Just Celebrated Our Many Years Of Marriage (If I Actually Knew The Exact Number, I Would Tell You). And She Is Undoubtedly A Woman With Which I Would Have Never Had A Shot At All, Were It Not For The Fact That Nearly All Of The Other Eligible Bachelors In Our Circle Of Friends Are Either Fully Vested Members Of The Homosexual Community, Or At Least Patrons At The Fundraisers. So I Want To Extend My Gratitude (Pardon The Imagery) To Every Last One Of You By Hugging You All In A Purely Platonic, But Nevertheless Extremely Heartfelt Manner. I Shall Take All That Good Feeling Into The Studio With Me, As I Attempt To Put Together Something That Resembles A Song Or Two That Someone Might Actually Want To Listen To More Than Once. Wash For At Least 20 Seconds. Rinse. Repeat :)-SZ
- May 1, 2026
- September 1, 2026
Mixing
Without having to pick out a hand blender. The practice of mixing takes years of experience, or at least a six minute YouTube video.
Voiceovers
The greatest narrators in the industry started the same way. Just not with OFJ, and not with my grandma's headgear.
Podcasting
It's the fastest growing marketing vehicle. But it needs professional experts supervising the production. And then, only if half of the cast is wearing Spanx.